Lots and Lots of Messes

In the past 5 days, Dakota has:

Flooded the bathroom counter, ruining 2 rolls of toilet paper.

Spilled an entire jar of fish food all in and around the fish tank and surrounding carpet area.

Unrolled 2 whole rolls of toilet paper just for fun in my bathroom covering the floor with heaps of TP.

Dumped 1/3 of a 45 pound pale of hard wheat at Jichan's house covering the entire guest room floor and bed, sprinkled down the hall all the way to the kitchen and scattered a large portion in their master bedroom.

Flooded the kid's bathroom while bathing by emptying 1/2 the bathtub water onto the floor.

REVISED:
She has now also completely emptied a box of tissues.

Completely emptied a full carton of wet wipes.

Dragged a chair, climbed on the counter, reached the very highest shelf in the cupboard, opened the decorating sprinkles and emptied them in a trail-like fashion from the cupboard all the way to the front door. (The red ones stain, too! Just fyi)

One day at a time, one day at a time...

All of these tasks were completed within a matter of MINUTES.

I don't know how she does it, but I am pretty much fed up with messes for the week!