"Mom, can Peter Pan come to our house and take me to Pirate Island? And then we can fight Captain Hook and help Jake build his own house with bunkbeds for Izzy and Jake like me and Oakley?" (Jake and the Neverland Pirates TV show)
"Mom, if you suck all my blood out, will I be smushed?" I can only assume she thinks you'll deflate like a balloon if you have no blood. Me: "Well first of all, I am not going to suck your blood." Dakota: "If a mosquito sucks out all my blood will I be smushed?"
She didn't want me to help her get the seatbelt buckled on her booster chair. "Mom I can do it myself." Click. "See, as a matter of fact, its perfect."
D: "Mom, I don't want to wear my jacket. It's warm outside."
Me: "No, its COLD. You have to wear your jacket."
D: "Why, Mom?"
Me: "Because otherwise the germs will get you and make you sick."
D: "Ooooh. Because the germs like the cold but they don't like the warm weather?"
Me: "Yes." Precisely.
Monday, February 27, 2012
Disneyland
Dakota was lucky enough to go to Disneyland over President's Day weekend this year with her aunt Melissa. Before she left, I told her I was going to really miss her. She proceeded to reassure me that everything would be fine and that I should be happy. About 2 days into her trip, we were talking on the phone and this was our conversation:
Me: "Dakota, I really really miss you."
Dakota: "Moooom.... remember what I told you? Don't miss me, just be happy. Ask the whole house, where is Dakoka? Oh! She is just on an adventure. She'll be back. Just be happy, Mom."
Me: "I am happy, but I still miss you."
I'm pretty sure she grew up while she was gone!
Me: "Dakota, I really really miss you."
Dakota: "Moooom.... remember what I told you? Don't miss me, just be happy. Ask the whole house, where is Dakoka? Oh! She is just on an adventure. She'll be back. Just be happy, Mom."
Me: "I am happy, but I still miss you."
I'm pretty sure she grew up while she was gone!
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Potty Talk
While Dakota was sitting on the toilet doing her business, she blabbed my little ear off.
Dakota: "Mom, we don't eat boogers. We eat pizza, and sandwiches and grilled cheese sandwiches but not boogers.:
Me: "That's right." (as I chuckle)
And next came a little TMI...
Dakota: "Oh! My wet ones just cleaned off some of my poop. That was so nice of my wet ones, wasn't it?!"
LOL.
I was dying laughing by the time she was off the toilet.
Dakota: "Mom, we don't eat boogers. We eat pizza, and sandwiches and grilled cheese sandwiches but not boogers.:
Me: "That's right." (as I chuckle)
And next came a little TMI...
Dakota: "Oh! My wet ones just cleaned off some of my poop. That was so nice of my wet ones, wasn't it?!"
LOL.
I was dying laughing by the time she was off the toilet.
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