"Mom, can Peter Pan come to our house and take me to Pirate Island? And then we can fight Captain Hook and help Jake build his own house with bunkbeds for Izzy and Jake like me and Oakley?" (Jake and the Neverland Pirates TV show)
"Mom, if you suck all my blood out, will I be smushed?" I can only assume she thinks you'll deflate like a balloon if you have no blood. Me: "Well first of all, I am not going to suck your blood." Dakota: "If a mosquito sucks out all my blood will I be smushed?"
She didn't want me to help her get the seatbelt buckled on her booster chair. "Mom I can do it myself." Click. "See, as a matter of fact, its perfect."
D: "Mom, I don't want to wear my jacket. It's warm outside."
Me: "No, its COLD. You have to wear your jacket."
D: "Why, Mom?"
Me: "Because otherwise the germs will get you and make you sick."
D: "Ooooh. Because the germs like the cold but they don't like the warm weather?"
Me: "Yes." Precisely.
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